What's  in a   good soup? Love, laughter,  good friends!

Throw another shrimp on the Bar-B   

GoodSoup Entree  

Gourmet

Where are You?
 © 2003
 Julie Jordan Scott 
 
Surrounded by cars in the midst of Saturday afternoon traffic, I glanced at my brother John.  I was in the midst of a  quandary.

Where are you?

Cooking Lessons

The Big Picture

Scientists have proven that people who view their lives having purpose and passion are happier than those who do not.  (Duh!)   

 Seeing the Big Picture or how to find profound fulfillment

Entree

Opps! What Were They Thinking!

Spotted in a toilet of a London office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

From an email I received

Crossroads

Sometimes, when I look back and think of all the
could-have-beens in my life, 

I often wonder:
Did I make the right choice....
Did I miss a road sign....
Am I on the right track.... 

C R O S S R O A D S.....
They happen all the time,
Saying goodbye to some,
Choosing only one.
Letting go, holding on... settling for now,
But facing what must come....  more

---

Back to top

Home  

Entree

Entree Archive

goals

Quote as Garnish:

I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next. Delicious ambiguity.

~ Gilda Radner

Garnish Index